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The Evil Icecream Man

on January 13, 2015

One day I was on my way to work

I saw an Ice cream van

but this was no ordinary ice cream van

it was January, for a start

hardly the time for icy refreshment

sure it looked innocent enough

pure white with disney characters dancing across the dashboard

but the man inside looked rather gruff

a look of evil in his eye

the kind that could make you cry

I imagined his name to be Dave

I’m not sure why

but everyone’s called Dave right?

He drove away out of sight

no doubt playing nursery rhymes to lure the children

but when they buy something they’re in for a fright

instead of a flake, there’s a rusty nail

not to mention the sawdust sprinkles

seriously an icecream fail

so next time you see the icecream van roll by

know it could be that guy…


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